"Denmark said no. So I went ahead anyway."
I tried to buy Greenland. They declined.
In 2019, I made the offer of a lifetime. They said no. So I did what great leaders do—I declared victory anyway. And now? I’ve done what no president before me dared to do: I put the presidency on-chain. No permission. No paperwork. Just pure leadership.
My land. My coin. My legacy.
· I skipped the vote.
· I skipped the negotiations.
· I launched $TRUMP.
· They have maps. I have memes.
Quick recap for the slow ones:
📌 2019 - I offered to buy Greenland. They laughed.
📌 Canceled the trip. Kept the plan.
📌 2025 - Declared myself President.
📌 Sent my VP to inspect the base.
📌 Denmark got upset. Greenland got confused.
📌 I launched $TRUMP.
📌 Welcome to decentralized governance.
This isn’t a campaign. It’s a takeover.
No debates. No borders. No ballots.
Just $TRUMP. The one true currency of this frozen republic.
Step into the Office of the President of Greenland.
Unrecognized.
Unregulated.
Unstoppable.
Ticker: $TRUMP
Supply: 1,000,000,000
Tax: 0%
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